everybody else is taken!

assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

(Source: acciodog, via drbojanglez21)

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13 hours ago

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

(Source: panicrobot, via lydiamartining)

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13 hours ago
notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via kingsleyyy)

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13 hours ago

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via africandad)

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1 day ago

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

image

(via distraction)

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1 day ago

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via asian)

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via etlillelysihverdagen)

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1 day ago
crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

(via etlillelysihverdagen)

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1 day ago

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

(via starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts)

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